Sisters Sheriff's calls

• A man called to report that his girlfriend had left a bar with a biker and hadn't returned.

  The wayward lass returned from her motorcycle spin and left again -- this time with the feller what brung her -- before the deputy arrived on scene.

• An elderly man was stopped on Highway 20 west of Sisters after reports of erratic driving. The man was not drunk; he was severely disoriented.

A deputy contacted the man's wife and they decided to leave the man's truck at a sno-park and the deputy gave the man a ride to his home in Terrebonne.

• An 18-year-old was caught "slamming" the coin operated car wash (using slugs to get a free wash). He was cited for third degree theft.

• An 81-year-old man drove through a fence, but caused no injury or major damage.

• A deputy stopped a 69-year-old man for a traffic violation and found him to be driving under the influence. He had a blood-alcohol reading of .14 percent.

Information is taken from log entries and reports of the Deschutes County Sheriff's Office.