Sisters sheriff’s calls...

• An intoxicated young Sisters man got his wish after belligerently insisting that deputies take him to jail. They had taken his buddy to jail (for drunk driving) and he insisted they were going to take him, too.

Deputies tried to persuade him otherwise, but finally gave in after the young man got physical. The charge was second-degree disorderly conduct.

• There was a variety of other disorderly conduct during rodeo weekend, including several drunk driving incidents, several citations for minors in possession of alcohol and one reported minor assault involving someone pouring beer on someone else. Yee Haw.

• A person called for help with a cat up a tree. Deputies don’t climb trees for cats (except on TV) and the reporting party was advised to leave food out on the ground to tempt the kitty to descend.

• A man complained that his pastor was on his property telling lies (?) about him. The pastor was gone by the time a deputy arrived.

• A deputy, responding to an anonymous tip, tracked down a stolen bike.

• A deputy cited a 12-year-old and a 13-year-old for vandalism to the Tollgate bathrooms.

Black Butte Ranch Police

• An officer, responding to a report of a possible theft from a vehicle in progress, found a highly intoxicated man bleeding from the head. He wasn’t trying to steal anything and had no idea how he’d hurt himself, though he allowed it was possible he’d fallen off his bike.

• A man found several fish heads in the woods. He was concerned that someone may have taken fish illegally from Lake Philathrope at Black Butte Ranch. The fish heads ain’t talkin’.

Information in “Sisters sheriff’s calls” is taken from log entries and reports of the Deschutes County Sheriff’s Office.